SKIRMISHER

This heart-wrenching missive, scribbled probably with sinister shadows dancing on the walls, excites our little schadenfreude lust enough to make us say, Fuck you, early adopters!

Unfortunately, simply put, it just didn’t happen for us.  Nothing remains of what looked like a growing love, besides some memories and a few dozen photos that are now safely tucked away in my iPhoto, images of a love that once burned white hot, but now are just a flicker of sadness.  How did everything lose its enchantment so quickly?  All that remains is a bitter taste of what once tasted like such sweet candy.

It was a shame and still is, because when I saw you from afar before I could have you, I was so sure that you and your creator were infallible.  But now I know the truth.  No one expects such a relationship to fail, especially one that costs 600 hundred bucks…

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