SKIRMISHER

Millions of jaded office workers agree: nothing beats starting your day by shooting your own alarm clock.

Roger Ibars, the designer of the Gun Operated Alarm Clock, realizes that people hate their alarm clocks and believe that they should be severely punished for their treachery. There is a lot of satisfaction to be had by throwing your alarm clock against the wall or, in this case, shooting it until it turns off.

Stumble it!