SKIRMISHER

A Canadian company called Solestrom recently released a bikini that apparently tells you if the sun is already making your skin into something you’d normally see in Night of the Living Dead.

It’s pretty clever, but the advanced education I got entirely from Wayne’s World simply tells me anything that detects the hot sun might also detect “hotness” from other sources. If somebody as hot as Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson wears that kind of bikini, the little gadget might just go crazy and self-destruct. I’ve seen that happen in Austin Powers, and everybody knows that Austin Powers is one hell of a scientific movie.

I don’t know about you, but if I were afraid of UV, I’d be wearing a burka, not a bikini. Or maybe I’d rather have the whole thing taken off. Especially if Jessica Alba’s wearing it.

HIGH-TECH BIKINI COMBATS SUN BURN [Inquirer]

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