SKIRMISHER

* Hitler? LOLX!

* The Chinese supplier of iPod and the two reporters it had sued are now friends. Logic suggests that maybe now they all should get a room and have babies.

* Charmingly fabulous zCodec is like a smiling serial killer who will cut you up in your otherwise happiest moment.

* Inside the meandering innards of the Vivaldi Code.

* Meanwhile, in a galaxy far away… Pinwheels!

* Evil, time-wasting, souped-up Tetris.

* How do you make Arnold Schawrzenegger say something utterly profound like, “I think dat gay marriage should be between de man and de woman.”

* If you want a human being, and not Google’s robots, to join you in your web-wide search for le mot juste and everything else, Scott Jones has the answer and the crush of warm bodies called ChaCha.

* A dash of delight for the boring office hours: Sim City in three earth-shattering words — online, playable, FREE.

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