SKIRMISHER

* As you sally forth in the general direction of AOL’s crumbling fortress, under siege for the past two or so delightful weeks, you’ll find three newly-chopped heads on pikes. Please stop and throw them an admiring gaze.

* For some more fun, marvel at the sheer curiosity of web searchers a second time. Priced gems include “is it normal to cook your friend breakfast after he rapes you,” “women sucking the cocks on little dogs,” and “teachers like dog cum, too.”

* But what is really underneath all this AOL madness?

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