You Have To Hear The Juicy Details Of Continental Airlines’ Recent “Fly With your Excrement, First Class” Clusterfuck

Passengers on Continental Airlines flight 1970 were treated to an 8-hour trans-Atlantic journey with human excrement flowing deliciously down the aisles and staring at them in the face.

Passengers … had to hold their noses for hours as sewage overflowed from toilets while they were high over the Atlantic.

“To be blatantly honest, I was more nervous than I had ever been on a flight,” said Collin Brock. The University Place man was on board Continental Airlines flight 1970 from Amsterdam to Newark, New Jersey last week when things went bad.

“I’ve never felt so offended in all my life. I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours,” said Brock.

If you can’t believe some people can be so lucky, here’s one passenger and her breathless retelling of the said “massive clusterfuck.” Beats all the news.

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