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A man robbed a GameStop store in Dallas, running away with an “undisclosed amount of money,” an Xbox game system, and two games. Now, he is the beloved subject of the world’s derision and a character in the latest in-game jokes gamers tell one another to break the ice.

Dallas profiles the perp as:

…5 feet, 10 inches tall and around 220 pounds. He had a mustache or goatee, a small scar on his upper lip and a tattoo on his right forearm, and was wearing a baseball cap.

He’s probably at home right now kicking the cat in frustration and planning to rob another store for some more game titles as soon as Mortal Kombat: Armageddon begins boring him.

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