The Reason Why Cross-dressing Gay Dudes Should Always Carry A Sign, “Underneath This Fluffy, Feminine Exterior Throbs A Raging Hard-on”

Like the typical male hitch-hiker, James Wayne Evans would say yes to oral sex with any woman picking him up. Except the woman this time was actually a dude. Which, of course, specifically caters only to certain types of people.

Officials say Evans was hitch hiking down Interstate 30 in Arlington when a white female known only as ‘Angie’ picked him up.

Soon thereafter, the 42-year-old driver invited Evans back to her horse barn just outside of Wolfe City.

When they arrived, the two became intimate, and officials say ‘Angie’ asked Evans to perform oral sex on her.

That’s when they say Evans got quite a surprise.

“(When he did) comply with the female subject, he found out it was in fact not a female, but a male,” Sheriff Moore said.

Officials say Evans pulled out a knife and stabbed ‘Angie’– who is a man– multiple times.

‘Angie’ was flown to Parkland Hospital where he was treated and released.

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