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Of all the important Shakespearean questions that this girl inspires, the one in my head is: Why didn’t you just fucking ask me?

A Romanian teenager had to have emergency surgery after swallowing a toothbrush while she practised performing oral sex.

When questioned further she admitted she and some friends had been watching a pornographic movie and that she had swallowed the brush afterwards while practicing the technique for oral sex and imitating the women in the film

via METRO

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