Sex In The Mosque

October 19th, 2006

Two shit-faced lovers thought a mosque’s dome looked very much like a phallus and decided it was maybe some sort of a subliminal hotel signal that said, “Fuck here.” So they slipped inside and began humping the beejesus out of each other.

The problem was, it was a real goddamn mosque. You know, that place where very serious people “phone home” to God everyday.

Peter Kimani and Jennifer Wairimu pleaded guilty to the charge of having sex in a place of worship after being caught on October 3 at the Abubakar mosque in Gilgil, about 60 miles north of Nairobi. Neither is a Muslim.

A worshipper heading for evening prayers found the couple having sex after investigating what the prosecution described as strange noises emanating from a dark corner of the mosque.

Kimani and Wairimu both pleaded for clemency at Monday’s hearing, saying they were too drunk to know where they were. Kimani told the court he thought he was in a lodging house.

[Image from EXPAT MONKEY]

via REUTERS