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Trooper James Randy Moss found illegal painkillers in porn star Barbie Cummings’ car, but instead of arresting her, Moss did what every porn-loving man would do: he asked for a nice blowjob.

Nobody would have known. Except Moss is one well-hung, kiss-and-tell macho man, while Barbie Cummings is an avid, no-holds-barred blogger [see Barbie's actual blog entry here -- it's a cached version of the blog to make sure you'll see it].

The woman, who in an interview with ABC News would only reveal her actual first name, Justis, posted the entry on May 7, the date of the alleged offense. She said she was pulled over around 1 a.m. on a Tennessee highway for driving 92 mph in a 70 mph zone.

In the blog, Justis writes that after pulling her over, the trooper found her “happy pills” — painkillers — while searching her car. Justis does not specifically name Moss.

The trooper explained that the punishment for the narcotics possession would likely prevent her from leaving the state, at which point Justis said she became upset and started to cry.

“He wanted to know why,” Justis told ABC News.

She said she told him that as a porn star under contract, she must travel from Knoxville to Los Angeles once a month to shoot scenes.

She said the two then moved inside Moss’ cruiser where she said he asked about Web sites on which she might be featured. She gave him the domain name for her blog, and the two of them watched clips from two of her movies on the laptop in his cruiser, she wrote on the blog.

Then the trooper took “the hand full (sic) of pills and scatters them in the brush next to the interstate,” she wrote in the blog. After that, she claims he asked her to follow him to a secluded place, where she performed oral sex while he allegedly took photographs and short video clips using a hand-held camera from his cruiser.

Justis said she didn’t want to get Moss into trouble and suspects he incriminated himself by talking about the incident. She said he called her the day after the traffic stop to ask if he could share the tale with his co-workers.

She said the trooper also e-mailed her the photos and video, which she promptly posted on her blog.

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