SKIRMISHER

Very efficient policemen in London saw a man lurking in the shadows in a suburban front room, so they burst into the house, ordered the man to lie on the floor and surrender his weapon.

But the “man” turned out to be a life-sized Lara Craft dummy — complete with trademark outsized pistols.

Now what they probably need is say sorry and begin handing out jars of anal lube to one another.

Stumble it!