Man Uses Penis As Shield From Bullets — Guess What Happened?

Filipino Manuel Viterbo tried to stop a bunch of robbers from fleeing a noodle factory, and so he probably thought his penis was “hard” enough to deflect bullets. But robber Cesar de Torres showed him his dick was probably hard enough for those P200-peso sluts on Doroteo Jose, but not “harder than the speeding bullet” from Cesar’s magnificent revolver.

A report from the hospital says Viterbo is now okay, but nobody’s talking about whatever happened to his “little guy.”

via PINOYSPY


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