SKIRMISHER

Legal Aid lawyer Peter Barta, busted for having caught using a spy camera to film his female colleagues changing into their business suits, was until recently living with his mom and loving it. He also was a proud owner of a priceless collection of, you know, stuff — boxes of the “Handz Off Anti-masturbation Gum,” a nice toy called “Grow A Girlfriend” (”if you can’t find ‘em, grow ‘em!”), and copies of literary gems like Playboy, Celebrity Skin and Oriental Women.

We tip our hats to you, Peter, for bravely showing us what else is still possible aside from what we already know about the world’s shit.

Stumble it!