SKIRMISHER

Jamison Stone’s “I killed Hogzilla 2!” claim was so good, awe-inspiring, and basically helped us flush some turd down the toilet, that many other bastards and us bought the whole greasy bacon. It turns out this fine 11-year-old kid, helped in many delightful ways by his Internet-savvy dad, we presume, faked the whole pig, as he’s recently outed as the Boy Wonder Worth1000.com has been searching for in all these years.

You won’t ever again eat a fat plate of feral hog steak with the same naive, reassuring innocence in your heart.

Stumble it!