SKIRMISHER

FBI agent Ryan Seese was recently arrested after a cleaning woman accidentally found him “playing with himself” in a restroom stall somewhere in the University of Arizona campus.

The woman pointed out Seese to an officer taking her report. When the officer tried to stop him, Seese ran into a parking garage just north of the Student Union, where he was caught, handcuffed and cited, Mejia said.Though Seese told the officer he was with law enforcement and the officer verified him to be an FBI agent, it was unknown why Seese was at UA or where he was assigned in Arizona.

This is a bleeding mess, which should have been averted if only Seese had been quick to admit the FBI had sent him there on a top-secret wank-specific R&R mission.

Stumble it!