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A Thai buddhist monk hacked off his penis because he had a hard-on during meditation.

The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

But wait a minute; if he doesn’t want his dick back, maybe he should donate it to the South African police.
via REUTERS

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