SKIRMISHER

Shitney Spears may be free from America’s most hated nincompoop (actually, Kevin ”K-Fed” Federline should rank only second to George “I really don’t mind sharing my witchy wife’s” Bush), but nobody cares about her anymore since she is now considered as one of pop culture’s “damaged goods.” And she must be the first person –of all people– to be aware of that.

Could that be the reason why she appears to be on a binge for panties, going so far as splurging around $3,ooo for them, and going around town without them? Or is she just suffering from the aftereffects of a brokendown marriage?

But whatever the reason, she should be reminded that fashion is for sexual attraction; she should have covered those bare essentials with these salivating thongs instead of bowing down to the anxieties brought about by her recent marriage troubles.

And since she’s so hungry for public attention right now, why don’t she discuss with the media the possibilities of K-Fed wearing thongs against John Cena this 1 January 2007?

Damn celebrities. Damn people. Why is it that EVERYONE wants to be noticed?

And that includes me! And you’re a fucking liar if you claim that you don’t.

via I’M NOT OBSESSED! and HOLLYWOOD TUNA

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