3 Things A Smart, Savvy Suicide Bomber Must Do

1. Take a bath (severe body odor may untimely “alarm” people).

2. Never, by all means, ride on a goddamn bike.

3. Always remember to have a nice shave and brush your teeth — as your severed head, when later found by authorities, may speak volumes about your personal hygiene and personality.

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