SKIRMISHER

Sixty-three-year-old Leslie Gee pushed his entire arm into a horse’s vagina not once! But twice! Effectively making the horse, named Bella, the subject of nasty farm animals gossip.

The horse’s owner, Donna Marie Holmes, 48, said she first confronted Gee in a horse stall Monday morning after she noticed him standing near Bella with his hand at the horse’s rear end.

Gee said he had ridden the horses two weeks ago when he was looking to buy one and said he had permission to ride the horses and to take care of them, according to sheriff’s reports.

Holmes told Gee she has never given him permission to do any of those things. She instructed Gee, who has a friend in the neighborhood, to keep away from her home and her horses. Then Holmes called police.

Authorities said the horse was bleeding from the penetration. Holmes said Bella made “painful” noises, and she said the horse was having trouble breathing.

If Leslie Gee would have his way, he and the horse would wear similar t-shirts and make the heart sign with their arms.

Stumble it!