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well, not really all. Considering that Ismael “Ish” Marquez, porn store clerk extraordi-fucking-naire at Midnight Books and Video in Garden Grove, didn’t really say the usual juicy things you might expect from a porn store clerk. You know, all those filthy tales about solicitors and chartered accountants or Ronald McDonald swinging by to confess he loves young kids.

Do you have obsessive customers, people who rent their way through the entire store?
I haven’t been here long enough to see somebody rent their way through the store, but we have some regulars who come in a whole lot. One time a guy was in here for four hours. That was pretty weird. Some people just come here and want to hang out and chat with you.

What do they chat about?
Sometimes porn, sometimes their lives, problems at work, whatever. Some guys just come in here to get a break from their jobs. I have to kind of hurry them along, though. This is a workplace, after all.

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