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Amon Paul Carlock, who fondly calls himself “Klutzo the Christian clown” (maybe because of those Jesus Christ jokes he loves to crack) was busted at the San Francisco airport for possessing “stuff” that had nothing to do with Christians and clowning, like, say, photos of naked Filipino boys from his latest clowning gig at the House of Joy orphanage in the Philippines.

When pressed about the photos of the naked boys, Klutzo with remarkable anthropologist gravitas said, “That’s how they live!” And by that, he actually meant, “I’m an anthropologist in a silly clown suit with a thing for naked Third World kids who live without the modern comforts of clothing.” Yeah, we’ll buy that.

So we hope the Feds let Klutzo loose again so we can stuff his big caring heart with helpful directions to other happier places much more representative of Third World “That’s how they live!” reality. Places like the Cebu Penitentiary and Dance Center.

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