SKIRMISHER

A maker of fine comic book smut, Sinful Comics further pushed the celebrity-inspired sleaze envelope by successfully getting Disney’s goat when it predictably made a hardcore porn version of Pirates of the Caribbean [we dare you to defy office management and click these free NSFW samples].

The Sun, always the British bastion of journalistic truthiness, reports that Disney is threatening to sue over the unflattering ink-based rendition of Keira’s love box being simultaneously filled by Pirates co-stars Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. We understand why all the fuss — with Disney’s usual commitment to producing “non-sucky, always truthful filmmaking gems,” it probably couldn’t take why the smut artist had to enlarge Keaira’s tits a thousand times, hide her rib cage, and cleverly make those boy-jaws almost unseen. Because that’s not really fair for those hardworking smut consumers who would actually buy it thinking they’re getting a real girl here.

Keira Knightley without the artistically licentious aid of a smut illustrator’s wild imagination.

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