SKIRMISHER

Aki Tomozaki, her large breasts fully exposed and generously smeared in baby oil, is seated on a kitchen stool in a five-room apartment just north of central Tokyo.

It is a weekday morning, and aside from her exceptionally thin red g-string and flower-patterned kimono belt around her midsection, this veteran of over 250 AV, or “adult video,” features has nothing at all covering her short yet very curvy frame.

The 37-year-old’s co-star, who is acting as her son, “Mizuo-chan,” is supporting her at the waist with his right arm. Today’s theme: incest.

So begins the luridly delightful tale by Sake-Drenched Postcard’s The Captain, on his interview with Masao Tanaka, one of Japan’s adult video (AV) directors.

Masao readily admits to the complete lack of noble intentions beyond the sheer pleasure of masturbation for his entire ouevre. But that’s all right; he’s even better than politicians and underpaid and overworked fast food crews.

And the best words of wisdom from Masao: “The best scenario for a successful product is for the leading lady to possess a look that is either purely sexy, innocent, or that of a school girl — most importantly — to absolutely love sex.”

Quite enlightening. But what really shifts wordlviews is the catalog of Momotaro Productions: the porn outfit produces DVDs about “orgies with maids, love doll sex, obese women in bondage, and — perhaps the most bizarre of all — a volume series dedicated entirely to love.”

Love? What is that?

Stumble it!