SKIRMISHER

Chinese blogger Hai Rong Tian Tian, aside from her penchant for saucy poses, has one current preoccupation: she wants you to send her a photo of your unerect penis. Yes, your limp dick, which she calls “soft noodles.” As of last count, she has received 2,000 photos from various enthusiastic suckers from around the planet, and maybe among them is a shot of George Bush’s deflated peepee immediately after the Democrats smashed his party to smithereens.

In a recent interview with China Youth Weekend, she talked about her obsession and what she hopes to learn from it. Essentially, she said, it’s about understanding the root of “men’s power.” (In another attempt at getting down the the heart of the matter, Hai said she also tried to work a week as a prostitute, but gave up after four days in which her only client was a “very skinny guy from Taiwan who wasn’t very experienced.” She’s also posted — but since removed — nude pictures of herself and her mother posing together.)

‘’I used to think about why women have such low status? Why young, beautiful, women in China have such low status. I thought it must come from the opinion of men,” Hai said. “And I wanted to find the root. Then I decided that the way they think of women is is only through sex. A typical Chinese man thinks a woman’s body is only for his penis, his joy. So I wanted to study the root.'’

Her conclusion after viewing more than 2,000 soft noodles? “Penis worship is exaggerated.”

So what are you waiting for? Send her some shots of your “relaxed” self through her email [hairongtiantian@yahoo.com.cn] or visit her blog. I can’t send her mine, of course, how crazy is that? But I’m waiting for my brother to doze off then maybe I’ll take a couple of pics of his dick and send them to her.

via ASIAN SEX GAZETTE

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