SKIRMISHER

German brothel Pascha recently realized the economic importance of an aging population that it maneuvered a brilliant business move to try to cash in on that deep pensioners’ pocket: by giving them up to 50 percent discount on premium pussy.

After testing the water with reductions for senior citizens once a week, the Pascha decided earlier this month to offer 50 percent off sex services between midday and 5 p.m every day.

“There’s been plenty of demand and people have certainly been taking advantage of the offer,” the spokesman said. “Older folks are more active than you think.”

The brothel’s Web site is keen to stress this point.

“Life begins at 66!” it says in an advert for its “senior citizens afternoon” next to a picture of a motorcycle rider.

It’s high time, anyway, that brothel services are lowered so that our dirty old men can have some more pension money to spend on erection-enhancing drugs and better Irish donkeys.

Stumble it!