SKIRMISHER

While Will Ferrell’s The Landlord is making a lot of people ask Pearl-related questions, here’s People beating us to the punch with an admittedly unsatisfying interview with the landlord of the hour.

At the request of PEOPLE, McKay made Pearl available, via email, for an interview. Her answers were funny, candid – and sounded suspiciously like those of an adult comedy director:

How old are you, Pearl?
I 2 years old. But when I wear my Dora shirt I look one-and-a-half.

What are some of your favorite things to do when you not hassling people for the rent?
I like to put my hands in the fountain. I watch Wonderpets. I like to buy old houses and flip them for a profit so I can buy boxes of Gallo wine.

Are you always so angry?
Will Ferrell no pay rent. I want my money. That’s why I mad.

What makes you laugh?
I like when my big sister Lili do the funny dance. I like when kitty chases string. I like when the sheriff puts peoples stuff in street cause they no pay rent. You pay rent!!

What do you think of Daddy’s friend Will Ferrell? What is he like?
He silly. He have doggies at his house. He also not getting his deposit back for water damage in the hallway.

Stumble it!