SKIRMISHER

We really, really hate piracy, so please don’t ever, ever try clicking on this link that leads you to a devilishly irresistible site offering bittorrent downloads of all those hoping for a place in this year’s Academy Awards. Don’t even think about it. Smother it with a pillow. Kick it until it gives up the ghost. Even if it’s so easy and convenient and completely free….

[Okay, I actually had a tiny tear popping out of my left eye trying to over-act on that one. So yes, forget about all those ridiculous anti-piracy propaganda and enjoy.]

Stumble it!