The Short, Happy Life Of Mumu The Cow

Before you sink your teeth into some juicy slab of medium-rare steak, let us introduce to you this very fine dairy girl that we’ll call “Mumu.” She and her friends are responsible for those billions and billions of burger patties everybody loves, and the funny thing is, she doesn’t even wanna die. So brace yourself for a bloody journey [may be so gross it's NSFW] that may subsequently give you horrible flashbacks and bouts of Mother Teresa complex in the middle of chewing anything beef-like.

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