An Important Reminder For 2007 Philippine Election Candidates!
Filed under: Essential Cruelties, Really funny shit: videos, bloopers, stupidity, Weird Shit
In the spirit of Eleksyon 2007, I would like to take advantage of this blog to offer my humble services to each and every political candidate, regardless of their political loyalties, who would like to get rid of the butterflies during this election season’s adrenaline-pumped campaign period. But more than this, I have also included a very brief visual course in preparing a possible winner on how to skillfully handle various social concerns.So here we go…
Please click HERE for a brief course on deftness (spot the difference)!
And HERE to help you determine how to get rid of our country’s decades-old “squatter” problem!
Win or lose, may you all become the hope of the Fatherland!
Respectfully yours,
via Everything Scary
DISCLAIMER: This short course is NOT intended for weak-hearted politicians! The author will not be responsible for any untoward incident that may hopefully, err, uh, I mean beset cholesterol-filled politicians. And please be reminded that the author hitherto echoes Senator Pánfilo “Ping” Lacson’s classic diatribe several years ago: “I hate politics. And to put it more bluntly, I hate politicians.”
Mr./Ms. Candidate, I just hope you’re reading this. That is, if you skipped those courses and didn’t have a heart attack.
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January 28th, 2007 at 3:55 am
gawd! i hate you! i hate you pepe! seriously!!! ugh!!!
i clicked the first linked and screamed my brains out. okay. that was good. i went for the second link and hoped that the first one was just a joke. i screamed again. i didn’t wanna try the last link but it says something about music so i thought i’ll give this one a shot. i was enjoying the sing along when…
you know, i think my neighbor just kicked my door! lol!
oist, borrow ko to ha. takutin ko rin prens ko:)
kidding aside, mind sharing with me who you’re going to vote for this election? you know, am glad am not at home, or else, isa rin ako sa makunsumi. ugh!
January 29th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
I was so disappointed that you’re not a politician with a very bad heart ailment. Sayang.
Anyway, I don’t have plans of voting anymore. Ever since the current powers-that-be screwed the nation’s choice last 2004, it was then that I was truly convinced that our country’s electoral process is only for the rodents and the devils who rule them.
Advanced Happy Halloween.