SKIRMISHER

Mexican World of Warcraft player Bronco Carson had made it his life’s little mission to block the advancement of a woman’s in-game character by devotedly “stalking and killing it.” The woman had been so pissed that she actually sent his husband and his friends to smash the living daylights out of Carson.

Bronco Carson reported to local police on Saturday that three men broke into his home and beat his arms with clubs and smashed his computer.

Carson admitted to police that he had been “making it hard for her to get far in the game.” He said that after repeated online threats from the woman, she sent her husband and friends over to his house to “take care of him.” Carson later said that he had made the mistake of telling her where he lived and “if her husband was man enough to just come meet me to settle this.”

It is hoped that with Carson’s hands and computer out of commission, the woman can probably advance her character enough to easily smite those who might want to annoy her. Or she may choose the time-tested sexual path to WoW domination.

[Update: This story's veracity has been doubted.]

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