SKIRMISHER

Jay Kristopher Huddy’s game, Los Disneys, which 10 years ago made people at Disneyland glance suspiciously at one another, is back, this time with better graphics technology and cross-platform goodness. So how does one play the game? Consider the following pitch:

The year is 2015. Steeped in national debt, the United States reluctantly allows the Walt Disney Company to purchase the entire peninsula of Florida in the largest geographic acquisition since the Louisiana Purchase. Under its new president, formerly-ousted CEO Michael Eisner, the newly-sovereign state is renamed Los Disneys. Your job is to infiltrate the Magic Kingdom, blasting your way through animatronic pirates, holographic ghosts, tourists, security guards and even Mickey himself in an attempt to seek and destroy the frozen head of Walt Disney. However, doing so inadvertently triggers Eisner’s doomsday device… unless you can stop it.

Well, if that doesn’t get your juices flowing, maybe high-resolution visions of a Snow White-gang-banged future will do.

Stumble it!