SKIRMISHER

The Japanese video game maker of a game called Oppai Baka thought it necessary to actually offer some breasts to fondle. “Squeeze them all you want,” says the sign. And if, for some strange reason, you don’t know how to cop a feel, there’s an instructional sketch of a man vigorously squeezing the shit out of a pair of mammaries.

God’s gift to men, these video game makers. Without them, how in hell would we know how to fondle tits? You tell me.

Stumble it!