SKIRMISHER

* A crack team of South Pacific tribesmen visited the UK to study the Brits, freaking out Western anthropologists.

* Hot chicks wrestling in a pool of personal lubricant is the best thing since shit sandwich.

* Jim Sensenbrenner is a living, irritating example of how the rich just get fucking richer.

* The amazing hotness of the best of Burning Man.

* “La Doncella,” the Incan girl mummy, is now up for your viewing pleasure.

* Tetris is only for men with big balls — someone like this dude.

* You mean that lump of flesh around your implanted glass-encapsulated RFID microchip is cancer? Cool!

* Ang Lee’s raunchy spy film Lust gets the Golden Lion.

* Luciano Pavarotti receives his last, tearful standing ovation.

Stumble it!