Microsoft: The Sincerest Weasel Every Employee Wishes Fathered Them [daily gaggle]
January 16th, 2008
Filed under: Daily Gaggle
“Microsoft is developing Big Brother-style software capable of remotely monitoring a worker’s productivity, physical well-being and competence.”
- Steve Jobs unveils the MacBook Air — the world’s thinnest laptop.
- Maila Nurmi, who you probably all know as Vampira from cinematic masterpieces like Ed Wood’s Plan 9 From Outer Space, is dead at 85.
- Scientists introduce the Super Carrot.
- In the wake of people favoring Blu-ray (like porn and Warner Bros), Toshiba fights back by slashing HD DVD prices.
- The bubonic plague is back, and it’s very eager to kill people.
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