Microsoft Never Ceases To Amaze Microsoft
December 21st, 2007
Filed under: Daily Gaggle
Microsoft is the software industry’s leading innovator, according to a panel of experts who are still in a drunken stupor after Steve Ballmer gave them marathon blowjobs.
- Internet Explorer 8 reaches a magnificent milestone. Meanwhile, the Firefox dudes release Firefox 3 Beta 2. And by the way, Windows XP SP3 is out.
- Yahoo! China gets it in the ass for just being a helpful search engine for music files.
- India’s Tata Motors is rolling out a cheap-as-shit $2500 spanking new car. Yes, you can exchange this for a bike.
- News: huge asteroid to hit Mars. Not news: there’s no one on Mars the last time we looked.
- The Lobster Eye X-ray Imaging Device (LEXID), a new type of xray based on your favorite seafood.
- The original social network had us at “I’ve now got 3 friends! I can’t believe it!”
- The eyes have it.
- 7 money-related mistakes geeks make.
- Spy planes designed to suck power from power lines.
- Did you know that “Starbucks” comes from Moby Dick, you coffee snob you.
Stumble it!
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