SKIRMISHER

* Intel’s Penryn microprocessors will very soon to be available at your favorite depressing computer sales guy.

* “They’re just breasts!”

* The StupidFilter Project: now all your online stupidity are belong to us.

* 11-year-old girl shoves — and kills — like a man.

* You can now order your very own One Laptop Per Child (OLPC) XO unit, and give another to an anonymous, faceless Third World child so they can also surf for porn.

* And now, they’re cloning monkeys. You’re next, beautiful.

* MySpace, evil motherfucking weapon.

* Google dips its hands in D-Wave’s quantum computers.

* This list of 5 of the world’s most invasive species would have made sense if somebody didn’t forget the one with the biggest balls of them all: people.

Stumble it!