SKIRMISHER

* Demonoid is dead; long live Demonoid!

* President George Bush finally meets in person the war ghosts he has spawned.

* Calling bullshit on the “gPhone.”

* The Mafia’s “10 Commandments.”

* One Laptop Per Child comes with free SimCity.

* Micheal Jackson’s many faces, most of them as gorgeous as the interior of your favorite rectum.

* Mariannet Amper, so poor, starving, and hopeless, she writes 11.

* Leonardo Da Vinci’s “coded soundtrack” for “The Last Supper.”

Stumble it!