SKIRMISHER

* Human thieves steal a circus monkey’s bike. Maybe they’re planning now on humping the monkey’s wife.

* Farmer wants to marry his cow, asks Russian president if it’s okay. Of course, it is. But just so you know, you can screw everybody in the barn, even the lizards.

* How do you say “moo” in French?

* Nuns and priests and other smart people already know rappers make such silly lyrics, but these five gotta be the silliest.

* The God of Lightning cleanly snuffs out football players, botches it with a fisherman, and steals this girl’s necklace.

Stumble it!