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* Japan’s “Great Robot Exhibition” is a must see.

* The wedge-proof underwear and other crazy inventions we’re hoping somebody actually builds.

* If the White House were an animal, it would be a fucking ostrich burying its fucking head in the fucking sand.

* Growing human eyeballs in the lab is not actually for food.

* Oh, alright. Will everyone quit yanking James Watson’s balls? His only fault was say something every black standup comic says, except he’s not actually a black standup comic.

* Because somebody’s got to write the LOLcode.

* McDonalds serves bestselling tasty burgers called “Royale with Hepatitis A.”

* His own stamp, Yoda has.

* Quick! Please collect these people who want to date without the sex and put them in a museum!

* How many times do we have to tell you that when a guy wants to be buried with his mobile phone, never forget to insert the goddamn SIM card.

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