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* How to burn a hot 25-year-old chick looking for a rich guy to marry.

* China finally agrees not to harvest its prisoners’ organs. How nice of them.

* Are Zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? That is the new exciting question.

* North Korea’s ever-lovable strongman Kim Jong-il is tearfully proud of his online motherfucking shit.

* The good news is, this plastic is as strong as steel and transparent. The bad news: it’s still plastic.

* “The world can change in a day.” That’s perspective with a searing sting.

* How to read through the bullshit of personal ads and influence people.

* The suicide that puts all other suicides to shame. Well, at least, most of them.

* Another huge hole discovered in the very place nobody wants holes.

* Happy birthday, Slashdot. The hooker should burst out of that cake any moment now.

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