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You’ve seen it unfold in movies, you’ve read it in saucy novels, and there’s a porn genre somewhere that goes along the line of “my hot, hot friend”–the female friend you realize is so hot that, like Will in Nick Hornby’s About a Boy, you begin sniffing sex in the air.

Yeah, you get the drift. I personally know lots of people who’ve suddenly pounced on their erstwhile colleagues or friends because, after all, even the coziest “friendship” between people of the opposite sex eventually burns brighter. But AskMen.com does not only serve the rhetoric, it actually tells you how to have at it.

In step 1, for example, on how to break down the walls of your female friend:

Don’t tell her outright that you have large biceps, pecs or other body parts — this will come off as egotistical and very tacky. Instead, try to subtly accentuate these body parts or characteristics. And make sure you are well dressed and smell great each and every time you see her. In the past, you may have allowed her to see you all sweaty after the gym, but you now have to look impeccable every time you see her. No exceptions.

Does this sound a bit predatory? Well, let me just tell you what a great man used to say: “Me, Tarzan; You, Jane.”

Got it?

FRIEND TO FLAME IN 5 EASY STEPS [AskMen]

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