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Parties are usually known for booze, girls with “loose morals,” (sorry, my grandmother’s here and she’s threatening to mince my testicles if I didn’t include that line about “loose girls”), and ash-holes.

Oh no, I’m not talking about people like Tim Yap or your Uncle Fred. I’m talking about The Ash-hole–a cool cigarette ash dispenser that answers the great need of people to always tap the ash into the beer bottle. The Ash-hole’s the kind of product that makes you ask the eternal question: “Why didn’t I think of that?”

Says the motherfucker–I mean, the Ash-hole’s “mother”:

It’s the world’s first bottle-top ashtray. You know how people are always ashing in empty bottles at parties? Now you can simply take one of those empties, grab an Ashhole, snap it on, and then everyone will know which beers are for drinking — and where to ash. The patent-pending design of the Ashhole includes a high-tech ‘o’-ring that securely snaps onto almost any bottle — making sure that ashes go into the bottle, and not on your fine home furnishings. Also great when you’re outside and it’s windy.

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