SKIRMISHER

If you’re a mangy, malodorous, big, bad dirty rat, the best place for you to live is India. They’ll love you there. Indians will love you so much they not only think you’re manifestation of some powerful god, but they’ll also snatch the milk bottle from human kids and respectfully, lovingly pour it down your throat, instead of slicing up your testicles in some lab like what they do in cruel societies like the First World.

Ain’t life grand?

via COLLEGE HUMOR

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