SKIRMISHER

Tattoos, body piercings, riding badass motorbikes, and stabbing other men with a sword — yeah, these manifestations of manly behavior have lost their meaning that you just kind of miss ‘em. And as one of the brilliant commenters suggested, “Next thing you know, eating heapful spoonfuls of your own hot, turgid diarrhea won’t be manly anymore.” Totally rad, dude, but some of our brothers still make it a point to eat their own shit. There’s still hope.

Riding big bad motorbikes may mean you still have a mother. Which is, like, sooo embarrassing, girlfriend.

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