The Gryphon Attack Glider Is The Best Gift You Can Give Your Grandmum Next Christmas

The fine gentleman you see below is super-excited to jump off some plane because he’s wearing the spanking new Gryphon Attack Glider — 30 pounds of head-and-testicles crushing paraphernalia whose 6-foot jet-wing allows super-excited people to glide across the sky.

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A vision straight out of “Batman,” the carbon-fiber stealth glider quadruples the speed of similar craft — and there are quite a few special forces soldiers who would like to jump out of a plane at 30,000 feet and give it a whirl.

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