SKIRMISHER

Knight Industries Two Thousand, or KITT, the talking muscle car from Knight Rider, is up for sale.

Restored to its debut-season glory, the modified black 1982 Pontiac Trans Am is offered at $149,995 at a Dublin auto dealership. Johnny “Vette” Verhoek of Kassabian Motors has had the car, officially called Knight Industries Two Thousand, on display for about a month.

It is one of four documented “camera cars” used for close-up shots and scenes where
David Hasselhoff, who played Michael Knight in the series, was behind the wheel.

But if you’re trembling with excitement to snatch it up, expecting to engage you in wonderful banter, let us remind you that most of the car’s buttons are just props — yeah, mashing those “ski mode, rocket boost, micro jam, silent mode, oil slick and eject” buttons actually does nothing. As if you already didn’t know. But maybe despite all its real-world flaws, this car humping mechanic would still love to have sex with it.

Here’s a nostalgic video of the amazing KITT to pull your heartstrings.

Stumble it!