Luvaglio London Admits $1 Million Is The Price Of Its Unconditional Luuuuurv For YOU
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We know you’re getting tired of hearing about that darned $1 million laptop from Luvaglio, but just so you know, Luvaglio CEO Rohan Sinclair Luvaglio recently told Gizmag behind silken showroom drapes and amid cavorting expensively-hired 24-hour French pantomimes that the fabulously pricey luxury goods his company produces are such because that’s how the company expresses its unconditional love for YOU, oh person who shits so much money.
“The range to be released shortly would allow the owner to become the creator and visit our showroom at two or three well known upmarket stores we are in discussion with, whereby our selection of materials, finishes and accessories will be available to view and a choice selected.
“The choice will be based on our selection but of course other colours and finishes can be done on request. We have access to diamonds that are simply rare and near impossible to get hold of, so are able to offer a very embodied choice.
We were so nervous our finger simply recoils from pointing at all the BS us kids could find, but if even Luvaglio’s venerable CEO could say the words “you” and “money can’t buy” in the same sentence, probably matching it with a teardrop and a bite on the lip, it’s hard to be cynical in the face of such heartbreaking sincerity.
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