SKIRMISHER

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Scaphism, also known as the boats, is an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning “scooped (or hollowed) out” and from Latin word meaning “boats”.
The naked person would be firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowboats (or in some variations a [...]

The shit nightmares are made of.

More of this KFC “art” here.

How could we all not notice you? You were so ugly and those boobs were so little it was just obvious. Then the guy you were with looked like Billy Bob Thorton in “Slingblade”. Except even weirder looking. Quite a pair.
So thanks for hopping on that very crowded bus, sitting 2 feet from me and [...]

You’re just learning your lessons, singing your songs, when all of a sudden, there’s brown shit everywhere, and eventually, a story you’ll tell friends as long as you live.

For 10 fascinating days, Chinese participants in the Phuket Vegetarian Festival in Thailand do all sorts of unimaginable shit involving blades, knives, guns, and ugly mugs, not necessarily in that order. And oh, they’re also not having sex during that time, which is the part we completely understand.
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Meet mother-and-son cremation improvisateurs Kathleen Allmond and Tony Ray, now enjoying their 15 minutes of delicious fame for burning Kathleen’s dead mother in their backyard barbecue pit and subsequently collecting the old woman’s Social Security checks and retirement benefits for 11 months. Awesome!
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My Zombie Pinup 2009 calendar. So hot and hardcore, you can almost see intestines!

Didn’t that just scarred you for life?

A Cambodian couple who has separated decided to saw their house in half. Not the most logical shit to do, but the darned house looks awesome from this angle.
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