SKIRMISHER

A mysterious cloud shaped like that cool deadly earthling-annihilating shit-aliens from Independence Day appeared over Moscow, sending UFO enthusasts’ panties in a twist. And just when everybody’s screaming and running for cover, or having end-of-the-world orgies, rational “scientific” explanations from Moscow’s weather department had to kill all the fun: “Several fronts have been passing through [...]

Tattooing, in new, more painful forms.

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The woman pictured below is Ingrid Newkirk, and she’s been making testicles shrink recently because of what normal people refer to as her “bizarre will,” which, among other things, instructs PETA to use “the meat of her body for a human barbecue,” her skin made into leather products, her feet turned into umbrella stands, and [...]

By inserting into her anus a hundred marbles — while she’s drunk and shit-faced — of course!
My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every [...]

This video of a song called “Buchstabe” by some German band called Knorkator is definitely WTF, with a hint of LOL.

One semi-Schadenfreude-y video about one woman’s struggle to “greet” Pope Benedict XVI using Chuck Norris fists.

A bunch of friends tried to waken the “man” out of some “wimpy” scorpion, and they succeed quite awesomely.
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In 1780 the Italian anatomy professor Luigi Galvani discovered that a spark of electricity could cause the limbs of a dead frog to twitch. Soon men of science throughout Europe were repeating his experiment, but it didn’t take them long to bore of frogs and turn their attention to more interesting animals. What would happen, [...]

Mary Tofts (c.1701 – January 1763), also called Mary Toft, was a maidservant from Godalming, England, who in 1726 became the subject of considerable controversy when she hoaxed doctors into believing that she had given birth to at least sixteen rabbits.
Tofts was twenty-five years old and married at the time to Joshua Tofts, a journeyman [...]

On January 22nd I had a major operation. They opened a 13 centimer section of my spinal cord and removed a tumour. The doctors say they have never, in thousands of operations, ever seen a tumour like it.
It looks like a salamander and has clearly defined eyes and a tail. I took a picture of [...]

Hallucinate without the costly illegal drugs! Here’s how.

Lady with sexy British accent explains the wonders of dietary fiber and making bread and… ZOMFG, is that human?

The 19-year-old vagina of a 19-year-old Chinese woman named Yang was so utterly ripped apart when a water fountain at the town square in Henan Province in China burst from below her and hurling her in the air. When she landed, Yang was bleeding like a motherfucker. She was taken to the hospital, where doctors [...]

I mean, come on! It was like 50 paces to the nearest restroom! I sat there in my car wondering what the hell you were up to – you spent at least two minutes scurrying around your parked car, looking to see if the coast was clear. I thought you were going to like break [...]

A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.
The 20-something from Zhuhai in Guangdong province arrived at hospital having completely lost the hearing in her left ear, said local reports.
The incident prompted a series of articles in the local media warning of the dangers of excessive kissing.
“While kissing is [...]

Vintage Marlboro advertisement, straight from the mouth of babes.
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While not your usual fashionable Emma Watson topless pic, these nevertheless deliver the heebie-jeebies. BTW, remember Richard Branson and Jesus?