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Ronald Miller, 56, was caught recently doing something that’s really indescribably fun that we just have to quote the actual report from the responding police officer.
I approached the residence on foot. I could clearly see through the open front door, the male white, later identified as Ronald Miller, lying on his sofa inserting an item, […]

A group of Italian nuns from Sentinelli del Mattino are setting up this 100-foot inflatable church on some beach along the Adriatic coast. It will be manned by a crack team of highly trained priests to perform the usual Catholic services right at the heart of fun.

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Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.
But police say it is even more bizarre.
They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.
And the best line:
Among the clues he left behind at every scene […]

It’s 1957, the golden year of lard-gobbling young couples in love everywhere.

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The arrangement of atoms and molecules in glass is indistinguishable from that of a liquid. But how can a liquid be as strikingly hard as glass?
“They’re the thickest and gooiest of liquids and the most disordered and structureless of rigid solids,” said Peter Harrowell, a professor of chemistry at the University of Sydney in Australia, […]

When shit happens, it’s awesome.

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Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell returned from his mission to the moon a changed man. He has spent the last 35 years trying to use the tools of science to figure out what happened. Along the way, he says that people knowledgeable about an alleged crash of an alien spaceship in Roswell, N.M., shared the information […]

One look at Zombie Harmony’s Disclaimer and we knew we couldn’t possibly top it.
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